Week 16 Picks

Merry Christmas, Week 16.
Steelers 32, Rams 17
Cowboys 41, Panthers 14
Bills 13, Giants 10
Packers 21, Bears 17
Browns 35, Bengals 31
Chiefs 28, Lion 17
Colts 24, Texans 20
Eagles 17, Saints 14
Jaguars 31, Raiders 13
Cardinals 22, Falcons 0
Bucs 20, 49ers 7
Titans 14, Jets 8
Patriots 40, Dolphins 0
Seahawks 13, Ravens 3
Redskins 22, Vikings 21
Broncos 28, Chargers 27
Last week: 10-6
Season: 140-82

Bring on B Squared

The fantasy matchup to end all fantasy matchups almost didn’t happen.
For the whole year, the two best teams in my league have been B Squared and myself. Regular readers of this website as well as anyone who has seen my most recent temporary tattoo know that the Squares and I are mortal enemies. [...]

Week 15 Picks

Merry Christmas, picks.
Browns 27, Bills 24
Titans 13, Chiefs 10
Packers 44, Rams 7
Ravens 17, Dolphins 16
Patriots 38, Jets 17
Cardinals 35, Saints 14
Jaguars 26, Steelers 21
Buccaneers 22, Falcons 3
Seahawks 31, Panthers 13
Colts 38, Raiders 30
Cowboys 49, Eagles 14
Chargers 17, Lions 14
Giants 27, Redskins 0
Vikings 30, Bears 28
Last week: 11-5
Season: 130-76

Fantasy playoff worries

With my fantasy league’s playoffs underway, I find myself in an unusual position.  
I’m not gloating over a win.   I’m not burning Daunte Culpepper in effigy.  Instead, I’m sweating—figuratively and literally—over what is to happen over the last few weeks.
Really, I shouldn’t be nearly as worked up as I am.  

For starters, I [...]

Week 14 Picks

In lieu of telling you what will happen in this week’s games, I’m going to simply give one word responses to each matchup.  Consider it the greatest word association idea ever.  At least that’s what I consider it to be. 
Bills 13, Dolphins 3
Ugh.
Cowbys 44, Lions 14
God.
Bengals 28, Rams 24
Disappointing.
Packers 35, Raiders 21
Overpromotion.
Buccaneers 17, Texans [...]