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I know I say this every time I find a picture of an adorable kitten, but please set aside 20 minutes to carefully read this entire email. Today is a big day in Woot history. This morning, I woke up to find Jeff Bezos the Mighty had seized our magic sword. Using the Arthurian model as a corporate structure was something our CFO had warned against from the very beginning, but now that’s water under the bridge. What is important is that our company is on the verge of becoming a part of the Amazon.com dynasty. And our plans for Grail.Woot are on indefinite hold.

No. 1 Miami Dolphins: Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College University In the 2007 regular season, the Miami Dolphin became the first winless team to ever win a game in a regular season. Why did this happen, you ask? No talent in and around the locker room. You have Clyde Lemon at quarterback. You have Ronnie Brown at running back. He had been banged up. And you have Chris Chambers at receiver. He was sent sailin to San Francisco, or the Windy City, so to speak.

No. 2 St. Louis Rams: Jake Long, OT, Michigan The Rams have not played confident football in three weeks… or three years, to be more precise. But the Rams are very close to winning the NFC W… South. All they need to do is find themselves a big ol’ offensive tackle who make big open holes for their running back Steven Johnson. Los Angeles… they give up, or they had given up 48 sacks on the year each week. That is why Marc Bulger is spendin too much time gettin roughed up in the behind.

And Jesus went into the field where the rye was growing, and Dennis did follow Jesus, and though Dennis had to tarry to keep apace, Jesus said it was still too close, and said, Dennis, why are you always with me like a shadow when even my own brother is not with me like this? and said, I go to you Dennis as a man goes to a 7-Eleven instead of to the village market, not because the 7-Eleven is better or less loathsome to him, but because the 7-Eleven is closer and always open, and the meaning of the parable was plain even to Dennis.